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hey, there are three
QUARTERS on the
floor! get them
while you can!
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Picture added 2008-10-15 08:45:57 by MariaD
Joke added 2010-10-07 22:56:14 by StyleGirl
4 comments, last added by StyleGirl at 2010-10-07 22:56:14
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A 14-year old boy
named Lee is at a
school Valentines
Day party. He runs
into a pretty girl,
and thinks he might
want to date her.
But he wants someone
smart. He tells the
girl his name and
that he doesn't want
an idiot, and the
girl smiles,
introduces herself
as May, and says she
is great at math,
and Lee tests her.
"What's the
plural of octopus,
and what does an
octopus have to do
with math?"
Samuel asks.
"'Octo-'
means eight. The
plural of octopus is
octopi." says
May.
"The plural
of radius?" he
asks.
"Radii."
she answers.
"Focus?"
"Foci."
"Good so
far." said Lee.
He saw buses through
the window,
"Plural of
bus?"
"Bi."
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Joke added 2008-09-19 17:57:31 by AnneRivers
3 comments, last added by dcasti53 at 2009-09-23 12:03:57
Problem: Two sides
of a right triangle
are 3 cm. and 4 cm.
The hypotenuse is X
cm. Find X.
Answer: Here it
is! ::points out X
in the diagram::
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Picture added 2009-01-17 07:28:29 by MariaD
Joke added 2009-01-17 07:28:29 by MariaD
3 comments, last added by Sheral_Lynne at 2011-07-25 03:58:12
How would you
continue the
sequence? And -
most importantly -
with what kind of
... thingy?
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Picture added 2008-08-14 11:44:51 by Centralasian
Joke added 2008-08-14 11:44:51 by Centralasian
6 comments, last added by leolik at 2009-04-15 06:28:49
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- What is 4*7?
- 28
- Very good! What
is 7*4, then?
- 82!
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Joke added 2008-07-06 11:24:03 by MariaD
6 comments, last added by at 2008-11-04 09:49:55
A crazy guy jumps
onto a table in a
crowded restaurant
and starts
screaming: "I will
multiply you! I will
divide you!" People
scatter every which
way in a panic,
except for a little
old man in a corner,
who calmly continues
eating. The crazy
guy yells into the
old man's face,
again: "I will
multiply you! I will
divide you!" The old
man calmly replies:
"Go right ahead,
son. I am zero."
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Picture added 2008-08-14 07:47:08 by kkk
Joke added 2008-07-06 11:16:56 by MariaD
9 comments, last added by at 2008-10-24 03:36:03
Angelina Jolie has
tattoos of
coordinates of her
four children's
birthplaces.
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Picture added 2008-10-24 18:09:16 by MariaD
Joke added 2008-10-24 18:09:16 by MariaD
3 comments, last added by ryanmcombs at 2010-01-23 07:36:43
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1,2,3...tree,flea,fr
ee...Im sleepy....
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Joke added 2010-10-07 19:10:38 by StyleGirl
1 comment, last added by StyleGirl at 2010-10-07 19:10:38
A smile is a curve
that can get a lot
of things strait.
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Joke added 2008-07-23 20:27:25 by pandaphant
6 comments, last added by StyleGirl at 2010-10-07 19:04:16
I less than three
you.
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Picture added 2008-07-06 10:56:21 by MariaD
Joke added 2008-07-06 10:56:21 by MariaD
3 comments, last added by mshutov at 2009-04-15 08:51:59