# LOLMath

## LOLMath

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hey, there are three
QUARTERS on the
floor! get them
while you can!
Joke added 2010-10-07 22:56:14 by StyleGirl
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1,2,3...tree,flea,fr
ee...Im sleepy....
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Joke added 2010-10-07 19:10:38 by StyleGirl
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Mmmm... Pi!
Problem: Two sides
of a right triangle
are 3 cm. and 4 cm.
The hypotenuse is X
cm. Find X.
is! ::points out X
in the diagram::
Angelina Jolie has
tattoos of
coordinates of her
four children's
birthplaces.
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A 14-year old boy
named Lee is at a
school Valentines
Day party. He runs
into a pretty girl,
and thinks he might
want to date her.
But he wants someone
smart. He tells the
girl his name and
that he doesn't want
an idiot, and the
girl smiles,
introduces herself
as May, and says she
is great at math,
and Lee tests her.
"What's the
plural of octopus,
and what does an
octopus have to do
with math?"
"'Octo-'
means eight. The
plural of octopus is
octopi." says
May.
"The plural
"Focus?"
"Foci."
"Good so
far." said Lee.
He saw buses through
the window,
"Plural of
bus?"
"Bi."
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Joke added 2008-09-19 17:57:31 by AnneRivers
A smile is a curve
that can get a lot
of things strait.
Joke added 2008-07-23 20:27:25 by pandaphant
How would you
continue the
sequence? And -
most importantly -
with what kind of
... thingy?
Picture added 2008-08-14 11:44:51 by Centralasian
Joke added 2008-08-14 11:44:51 by Centralasian
A crazy guy jumps
onto a table in a
crowded restaurant
and starts
screaming: "I will
multiply you! I will
divide you!" People
scatter every which
way in a panic,
except for a little
old man in a corner,
who calmly continues
eating. The crazy
guy yells into the
old man's face,
again: "I will
multiply you! I will
divide you!" The old
man calmly replies:
son. I am zero."